if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
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May 29, 2012
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Lawd Jesus. Best twenty mins of my lifeIn case you’re a One Direction fan and need the perfect way to spend 20 minutes… well, this is it.
May 29, 2012
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May 29, 2012
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I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
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May 29, 2012
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what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha
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May 29, 2012
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don’t hook up with guys who are into the zombie apocalypse
just don’t
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May 29, 2012
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- canadians: american people are so annoying
- british: american people are so annoying
- chinese: american people are so annoying
- mexicans: american people are so annoying
- french: american people are so annoying
- americans: we are so annoying
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